adult Jokes part-3

41:-) Ever heard about the gay guy who flew all the way from London but was heart-broken when he found out that BIG BEN was a clock!

42:-( Alice the nympho had a stiff neck and sore arms. She admitted it was from fooling around at a drive-in. Her friend asked: But how is it possible? Alice: You see we were in different cars!

43;-) Three facts of life 1. Garib aur boobs hamesha dabte hai 2. Musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hai 3. Kismat aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai!

44:-D Monika Lewinski says she is going to vote republican this time. When asked why, she said: The democrats have left a bad taste in my mouth!

45:-l Difference in the vaginal epithelium of a VIRGIN, MARRIED and MASTURBATING UNMARRIED girl: Stratified squamous, satisfied squamous and pseudo-satisfied squamous!

46:-) Couple was pumping hard in the bed. MAN: Spread your legs wider honey...wider....wider! GIRL: Are you trying to get your balls in? MAN: Nooo, trying to get them out!

47:-( A lady to shopkeeper:Yeh suit ka rang niklega to nahin? Shopkeeper totla tha, woh bola: Bibiji, aapka chut phat jayega par lund nahin niklega!

48;-) MAN: Doctor mera khada nahin hota hai DR: Are you married? MAN: No DR: Do you have a girlfriend? MAN: No DR: Do you visit rand? MAN: No DR: To khada kar ke kya calender tangega?

49:-D What is the difference among girls aged 8,18,28,38,48,58,68? At 8: You take her to the bed and tell her a story At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed At 28:You don´t need to tell her a story to take her to bed At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed At 48: You tell her a story to avoid taking her to bed At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story At 68: If you take her to bed, that´ll be a story!

50:-l Old man entered a PCO. The girl asked:Ha babaji, kidhar karna hai? Old man replied: Dekh beti, kursi par to mushkil hoga. Neeche hi bori biccha de! Adult SMS Jokes 51-60

51:-) TEACHER: Why did you bring your cat to the school? BOY: Because I feel sorry for her. TEACHER: Why? BOY: Because I heard my sister´s boyfriend say ´Tonight I´m gonna eat your pussy´!

52:-( A lady sat on my LAPTOP. I laid her on my DESKTOP. I RAMmed my HARDWARE into her SOFTWARE. After a lot of INPUT and OUPUT, I downloaded. Now I have a FLOPPY.

53;-) Husband touched boobs and sang: Piyo glassful doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis and sang: Thanda matlab chhota coke!

54:-D What is common between a burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend? In both cases you wish: Kaash do second pehle nikal liya hota!

55:-l GIRL: Ouch, its tight BOY: Don´t worry love, we´ll do slowly GIRL: Push it in BOY: Aah, I can´t GIRL: Its painful BOY: Forget it, let us get a new wedding ring!

56:-) Why do girls love Sachin? Because he has a heavy bat, he finds gaps well, he pushes the balls firmly, his drive between two fine legs is brilliant and he gets out late!

57:-( WIFE: Mujhe bra leni hai HUSBAND: Kya zaroorat hai? Itne chhote chhote to hai WIFE: Kal tumne underwear kharida, maine kuchi kaha kya?

58;-) What is the difference between secretary and personal secretary? Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal secretary says: Oh my God! Its morning sir!

59:-D MBA Professor: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? STUDENT: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl! 60:-l Why do 99% of the girls have a bigger left breast? Because 99% of the guys are right-handed!